like, ya, totally

so i'm like on the like bus...like whatever! anyways, i'm like on the like bus and there are like these 2 girls like totally sitting beside me and like talking sooo loud. i'm like, hello, can you BE any louder? anyways, these like 2 girls who are like obviously from toronto (no offence ej), are like talking about their like first week of university. like can you be any younger? so like one of them, the one in like the roots yoga gear or like lululemon gear or like...no wait, they're like dressed the same...you know the like ipod with mainstream hiphop beats, cell phone, and like the starbucks in like the paper cup and the like $100 jandles/flip flops, well like you know, these two girls are like really one because they are like so the fucking same are like talking about this LOSER who was in their like frosh group. droid 1 "oh my god, did you like see his like greasy hair" droid 2 "like I KNOW. totally gross. and the girl with the like huuuuge zit on her like nose. like whatever, i would like never leave the house with a zit on my nose. like people would like tease me you know." droid 1 "ya, totally"
like whatever droid, no one would like ever make fun of you ....you know?

note from editor: sexyelbow actually loves toronto so like no hate kay?