tattoo and butt noise

i was changing at the gym yesterday when i woman complimented me on my tattoo. at first i didn't know what she was talking about. my wha.....? i guess one of the drawbacks of having a tattoo on your back is that you don't get to see it and thus forget it's there. i can't remember the last time i looked at my tattoo. i went to the mirror and looked at it. yes, she was right. it is rather nice. i'm glad i still have it.

************

do you ever pass gas in public expecting it to be a silent puff of wind when instead it creates a thunderous roar? happened to me yesterday. tried moving my foot to create a sound, any sound, on the floor but of course it didn't work. damn i hate that.